Pisces
15/05/11 19:40
Pisces, 20 February - March 20.
You spend an inordinate amount of money bribing officials, monks and people of that nature generally to gain an audience with the Dalai Lama. You find it quite strange that he actually turns out to resemble every official, monk and person of that nature generally you have met on your route to enlightenment. As you leave you could swear you hear him say ‘There’s one re-born every minute’
You spend an inordinate amount of money bribing officials, monks and people of that nature generally to gain an audience with the Dalai Lama. You find it quite strange that he actually turns out to resemble every official, monk and person of that nature generally you have met on your route to enlightenment. As you leave you could swear you hear him say ‘There’s one re-born every minute’
Virgo
04/05/11 18:40
Virgo, August 23 - September 22 - Just don’t get involved, of course they are hurt, look at all the blood. Just leave people alone for once in your life and move on. Before the police arrive.
Capricorn
16/04/11 18:52
Capricorn, 13 January – 1 February - A row of books will fall on you today and you’ll only have your shelf to blame.
Leo
16/04/11 18:31
Leo, July 23 to August 22 - Enraged with the state of your local area you burst into the town hall to give them a piece of your mind. The aerobics instructor was less than sympathetic. The alcoholics anonymous bloke tried to get you to join in and when the local am-dram society got involved a bit of a melee ensued. You are due in court on Monday.
Gemini
16/04/11 18:09
Gemini, May 20 to June 21 - There was a pause, you looked at him, he looked at you. The hours of flirting and banter could pay off in this briefest of electric moments. The seconds tick by as you anticipate his lips touching yours in a sensuous oral embrace. “Do you need a mobile top-up today?” he says through the plexi-glass window. You politely decline, slightly frustrated by his blatant teasing. You’ll have to wait ’til next week’s giro day, it will happen then you assure yourself.